“Heaterscope” for Sagittarius & Capricorn

Once in a while we like to have fun & unleash our creative spirit (you should too, it’s good for you!) so we wanted to offer a horoscope but with a mechanical maintenance mindset. For example, how would a Pisces ensure they won’t burn the house down due to their absent-mindeness? Or how would a Gemini talk down their repair bill to their friendly neighborhood handyperson?

Let’s cover Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21) & Capricorn (Dec 22 – January 19) for these cold winter months & holiday season.

Sagittarius

Sagittarians tend to be super spontaneous. Sometimes, that means you might forget to check your water heater. Remember to take a moment for a quick check around home appliances, even when you’re busy planning your next adventure. (This includes lint traps, leaks or puddles of water near your dishwasher or water heater, and oil levels in your car)

Your optimism is fantastic! But don’t let it trick you into ignoring small issues. Fix things right away before they become big problems for your water heater. A little optimism plus some quick action—perfect combo!

Sagittarians love doing things on their own; being independent has its advantages! But when it comes to tricky water heater stuff, it’s okay to ask for help. Think of it like having a superhero sidekick—professionals are there to save the day when things get tough. Send your friendly neighborhood repairperson a quick text or phone call to have them guide you.

Capricorn

Capricorns, you’re diligent and always on top of things. However, sometimes you might get too busy. Remind yourself to check on your water heater regularly, even when your to-do list is long.

A capricorn’s realistic nature is excellent, but it might make you focus only on the big issues. Remember, small problems matter too. Tackle them early to keep your water heater in top shape.

Capricorns, you value independence. While you’re great at fixing things on your own, when it comes to complex water heater issues, it’s okay to seek professional help. Think of it as building a reliable support team.

In conclusion, Sagittarius, keep the flame of your water heater burning bright by staying alert and addressing issues promptly—it’s your home’s trusty companion on every adventure. Capricorn, let the reliability of your water heater mirror your own steadfast nature, ensuring a warm and comfortable haven for you and your loved ones. Here’s to a well-maintained home base, fueled by the care you invest in your water heater!


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